Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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