So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We're too hungover to prance.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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