What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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