ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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