I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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