Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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