so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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