so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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