If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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