I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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