Plan B is the new Plan A
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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