pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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