Do you still have your period?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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