cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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