No, you can still breathe under the balls.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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