I'm jealous of your bromance
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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