Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There's even glitter on my cock...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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