I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Randomize
