I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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