oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I should be sponsored by Trojan
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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