They should really pass out barf bags in church
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
