I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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