so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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