Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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