is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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