Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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