im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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