Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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