Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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