Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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