Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How external is "for external use only"?
whose ass print is on the piano?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
