yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
