and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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