windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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