Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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