Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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