It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think your dad took our porno
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
