Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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