It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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