sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Randomize
