How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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