hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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