Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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