return my video game
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
should my penis look like a turkey
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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