What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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