If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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