Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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