we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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