Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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