SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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