i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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