Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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