What did we do last night that was yellow?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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