party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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