found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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