Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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