you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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